Sunday, July 31, 2005

164 Questions To Waste Your Time

This comes from Christy at "A Day in the Life" by way of Aunt Nub's Empty Head.  I got it from Patrick's Place. The object is simple:  copy and paste all of the statements and put in boldface the ones that apply to you.

Add something true about yourself at the end

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Here goes:

001.  I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love olives.
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own lots of books.
006. I wear glasses.
007. I love to play video games .
008. I’ve tried marijuana.
009. I've watched porn movies
010. I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
012. I believe honesty is the best policy.
013. I couldn’t live without my cell phone.--I suppose I could but I wouldn't like it very much.
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
015. I curse frequently

016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
017. I have a hobby.
018. I’m a perfectionist.
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
020. I’ve never broken anyone else’s bones.
021. I've broken bones of my own.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  -- but not from my husband. 

023. I love the rain.
024. I’m paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now.
027. I love sushi.
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have semi-long hair.
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
034. I shave my legs.
035. I have a twin.                                                                                              
036. I talk a lot.
037. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
038. I have pictures of friends all over my room.
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
040. I know how to do cornrows.
041. I am usually pessimistic.

042. I have mood swings.
043. I think prostitution should be legalized.
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot.
045. I have cheated on a significant other.
046. I have a hidden talent.
047. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I think that I’m popular.
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex. 

051. I enjoy talking on the phone.
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
053. I love to shop.
054. I would rather shop than eat.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto.
056. I am bourgie and have worn a sweater around my shoulders.
057. I’m obsessed with my LJ blog

058. I don’t hate anyone.
059. I would go out of my way to cause shit with someone I hate.
060. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
061. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
062. I have a cell phone.
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
064. I sleep more hours than I am awake.
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
066. I have lied to my parents in the last 2 weeks.
067. I have kissed someone and cringe every time I think about it.
068. I’ve rejected someone before.
069. I currently have a crush on someone. - My husband! :) 
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.  .
071. I want to have children in the future
072. I have changed a nappy before.  -- Do they mean "diaper?" 
073. I’ve had the cops called on me before.
074. I bite my nails.
075. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
076. I’m not allergic to anything deadly.                      
077. I have a lot to learn.
077. I have dated someone at least ten years younger or older.
079. I have/had a best friend of the opposite sex.
080. I am very shy around the opposite sex.
081. I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
082. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
083. I have tried alcohol before.
084. I have made a move on a friend’s significant other in the past.
085. I own the "SOUTH PARK" movie.
086. I have avoided assignments to be on Xanga or my blog.
087. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
088. I enjoy country music.
089. I love my best friend.
090. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
091. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
092. I watch cartoons and like them.
093. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
094. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
095. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
096. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
097. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
098. I have dated a close friend’s ex.
099. I am happy as of this moment.
100. I have gone scuba diving.
101. Had a crush on somebody you have never met. - Johnny Depp *sigh*
102. I’ve kissed someone I knew I shouldn’t.
103. I play a musical instrument.
104. I strongly dislike math.
105.  I'm procrastinating on something right now.  -- Many things, actually...
106. I own and use a library card.
107. I fall in lust more than love.
108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.
109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.
110. I’m obsessed with the tv show "Lost."
111. I am resentful that I have to grow up.
112. I am an entirely different person around different people.
113. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often - but just don't ask ME too.
114. I think ramen is the best kind of food in the whole world.
115. I am suffering from a broken heart.
116. I am a nerd. And proud of it!!
117. No matter where I am or who I’m with, I always seem to be lonely.
118. I am left handed and proud of it.
119. I don’t change who I am for someone else
120. My heart resides below my feet.  -- What??
121. I am a Senior in High School.
122. I enjoy smoothies.
123. I have gastritis.
124. I have nothing better to do with my time.
125. I am listening to Radiohead right now.
126.Most people call me by my middle name.
127. I once stole a music stand.
128. Pi confuses me.
129. I love NASCAR!
130. I own over 200 CDs.
131. I work 7 days a week.
132. I have mono.
132. I don’t have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.
133. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor.
134. I'm wearing a bonds chesty. -- I'll assume I'd know what it was if I had one.
135. I had more than one Thanksgiving dinner this year.
136. I’ve driven to a different state to see a band I like.
137. I am the most over analytical person I know.
138. I believe in wasting time.  -- Don't believe in it, but I do it.
139. I don’t listen to much music.
140.I have a shoe fetish.
141. My favorite holiday isn’t Christmas.
142. I prefer weeks off of school instead of days here and there.
143. I like sex.
144. I wanna go home.
145. I don’t know what I would do without my friends.
146. Christmas threwup in my dorm roomand I love it.
147. Friends is my favorite tv show.
148. I can touch my nose with my tounge.
149. On most days, I like my job.
150. I need a new piercing or tattoo - don't need one, but I want one
151. Been embarrassed by the number of people you’ve slept with.
152. I still use the phrase when I grow up.
153. I have a need to use phrases and words from the 80’s to "relive my youth."
154. I've given birth without painkillers of any sort.
155. I would do anything for my husband/wife.
56. I go to the gun range to relieve frustration.
157. My name is Mindy, but I’ve never met Mork.
158. I wantto get my drivers licence next year.
159. My passion is art.
160. 160 questions was a waste of my time.
161.  I unicycle. 
162. I almost died when I was a few months old. 
163. I have a social phobia.

164. I am an adrenaline junkie. -- That's why I work in an ER!


Work

Okay....I'm officially pissed off.  I got canceled for work 2x in a row.  Last night and tonight. 

I am very lucky to be married to someone who makes enough money where I don't have to work.  But I like to work.  It gives me purpose and gets me out of the house.  I love what I do.  Also, my money is our mad money.  Vacations, buying furniture, going to movies, etc.  I like to have my extra money.

Plus, I've done some things around the house over the last several days where I spent extra.  I wouldn't have spent so much over the last week had I known I was only going to work  17 hours. Pooh!  I still have money, but...

Thank you God and Jesus above that my husband has a well paying job and that I can work, too.  Amen.

End of rant.

 

What will you be reincarnated as?

What will you be reincarnated as?



You will be reincarnated as a Tree: You were meant to be here longer than your time as a human. Stubborn, wise and strong, you are The Ancient One.


Hmmmm.....not that I believe in this, but it is fun and interesting.  Let me know your results.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Saturday Six (On Saturday this time!)

Saturday Six

1. What was your favorite childhood movie?  When was the last time you saw it?   OMG...like I can remember from that far.  Okay...The Sound of Music.  Prob saw it 3-4 years ago with my daughter.

2. Who is your worst enemy at the moment?  (First names only, please.)  Why is that person your enemy?  My ex-neighbor Roxanne.  Cause she thinks she is soooo much better than anyone else, especially me. 


3. Which one of the following annoys you most when you encounter a new blog?
    a. Constant grammatical errors.
    b. Constant spelling errors.
    c. Contrived "street" language.
    d. Too many "nothing happening today" entries.  Don't really have an opinion on this one yet as I am pretty new to the blogs.

4. Take this
quiz:   Which alcoholic drink are you? Cocktail?  Interesting.

5. What is the last thing yousaid to a person face to face?  Who was that person?  My husband.  "I love you!"

6. READER'S CHOICE QUESTION #59 from
Debi:  When you shower, do you ever think of the Alfred Hitchcock movie, "Psycho?"  Are you kidding?  I'm not that paranoid!

What's Your Policitical Persuasion?

What's Your Political Persuasion?
You Are a Capitalist Republican
Money makes your world go round - and it's no surprise that you always vote your wallet.

You're financially successful (or plan to be), and your agenda is low tax and pro business.

You don't get fired up about abortion... but mention capital gains tax, and you go crazy.

You want government to be as small as possible - and to stay out of the way of business.



I've always considered myself to be so.  What about you? 

Friday, July 29, 2005

What Is Your Stand?

I can't remember whose blog this came off of, but I stole and and sorry I can't give credit.  But at least I'm not claiming it as mine.  Love to read your comments...and be honest!

 

Abortion? Nobody's business but you & God.

Death Penalty? Do the crime, pay the time.

Prostitution? Come on guys, are you that desperate?

Alcohol? Absolutely.

Marijuana? Might as well be legal.

Other drugs? Just don't come in my ER overdosing.

Gay marriage? Are you crazy?

Illegal immigrants? Nuff already!  But if you are here, at least learn the damn language.

Smoking? Not very pretty, as a matter of fact it makes you look pretty ugly.

Drunk driving? Driving to die.

Cloning? YES! I want spare parts.

Racism? For the simple minded.

Premarital sex? Don't ask, don't tell!

Religion? Freedom of...not freedom from.

The war in Iraq? Needed to happen for a long time... 

Bush? ...wasn't afraid to take it on.

Downloading music? Don't feel the need as I can't understand half of the crap out there these days.

The legal drinking age? 18...why not, they are drinking anyways.

Porn? For adults only! 

Suicide? Just make sure you do it right if you really mean it...and PLEASE don't feel like you have to take someone with you.  You picked that lonely journey, deal with it.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Saturday Six (okay...I know it's Thursday)

This is a little fun thing I have discovered.  You might want to give it a try and I'll try to remember to post new ones on Saturdays. 

Subject: Saturday Six

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1. Who was your first best friend? How old were you when you two met? Are you still in regular contact with each other?  My first best friend that I can really remember was Anne C.  We met in the summer between my 5th and 6th grade year when she moved across the street from me.  We were friends for 20years until my ex got her in the divorce.  She has hurt me more than any person in my life ever has before and since.


2. Other than the "Saturday Six," what weekly or daily memes do you play most often? (Please give a link to that journal.)  I'm new to this blog thing so maybe I'll have an answer for you next time.


3. Which of the following likely has the bigger mess underneath it: your stove, your refrigerator, your couch or your bed? Hmmm.  I can't see under the stove, fridge or couch.  Maybe the bed?


4. Take this quiz: How long does MSN think you'll live? 105? Then take this one: How long does Blogthings think you'll live? 85.  Sounds more reasonable, but I'll take the answer behind door #1.


5. Do either or both of these motivate you to make any changes in your lifestyle? I think 85 is a pretty respectable age as long as I can still wipe my own butt.   According to the genius that is Internet Quiz, it looks like I'm doing everything right!



6. Name five things you would like to do by December 31, 2005.

  • Lose weight!
  • Pay off a lot of debts
  • Start going to church on a regular basis again
  • Convience my daughter she needs to live here full time
  • Get a new car :)

  • 100 Things About Me (You might or might not want to know)

    I stumbled across this blog where someone had a 100s list and thought it was fun and difficult at the same time.  Who knew it would take me less than 10min.  Try it yourself and see how much fun it is (edited on a regular basis)...

     

    100 THINGS ABOUT ME

     

    1. I'm short.
    2. 4’10.
    3. That’s really short.
    4. And no, I’m not a midget.
    5. Registered or otherwise...so don't ask.
    6. Purple is my fav color.
    7. Next to green.
    8. I have brown hair.
    9. Green eyes.
    10. I’m married 10yrs to David and we currently separated - and it's very difficult.
    11. We have 5 children between us, 1 together
    12. DJ 27...he's in the Army now.
    13. Stephanie 23, she just moved out and is in love (anyone seen "Failure to Launch"?).  Going to Respiratory Therapy school.
    14. Lauren 19, and she dropped out of school.  What the hell is wrong with the youth of today?
    15. Hannah 15, she lives with us ½ the time.
    16. Caleb is 8, he lives with us all the time...and is a big 2nd grader.
    17. That is plenty.
    18. I live in AZ.
    19. But I’m from TX, The Lone Star State.
    20. Proud of it too!
    21. No…that is not an Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, Arkansas, etc accent you are hearing.
    22. I’m from TX!
    23. And I used to live in OK for 12 years.
    24. No, that was not by choice.
    25. Yes, there are worse places to live.
    26. Sumter SC...enough said.
    27. I’m a registered nurse, that's Ms. RN to you.
    28. Yes, I love my job.
    29. No, I’m not too good to wipe your butt or anyone else’s.
    30. No, I don’t like it, but someone has to do it.
    31. I work in the emergency room.
    32. Yes, I love it.
    33. NO!  I don’t want to work anywhere else.
    34. Oh, I know how to do permanent makeup.
    35. I have 3 sisters.
    36. 1 brother.
    37. My Mom and Dad are from Louisiana.
    38. My brother, Carey, lives in Coushatta, Louisiana.
    39. I have absolutely no idea why.
    40. Two of my sisters live in Dallas, Dottie & Gennie.
    41. One sister lives in Shreveport, Kathryn.
    42. I used to live in Fort Worth.
    43. Yes, I miss TX.
    44. But not the humidity.
    45. Yes, I really like living in AZ.
    46. No, the heat does not last forever.
    47. I was born in Fort Worth.
    48. I grew up in Tyler.
    49. I earned an BBA from The University of North Texas.
    50. That is in Denton.
    51. Fort Worth is the last place in TX I lived before moving to OK.
    52. No, I did not want to move to OK.
    53. But Caleb was born there and I made good friends.
    54. So that makes OK okay, sorta.
    55. I earned my BSN from The University of Oklahoma.
    56. Yes, it was hard being from TX and going to OU.
    57. I managed.
    58. Heck…I passed with 3.8.
    59. Was on the Dean’s Honor Roll.
    60. That is more than managing.
    61. I got to pick the day Caleb was born.
    62. Hannah was born on my birthday.
    63. I was born on my Uncle Fred’s birthday.
    64. I was born the day Jack Ruby shot Lee Harvey Oswald.
    65. My Mom said that and President Kennedy being assassinated two days before is why she went into labor.
    66. I have a crush on Johnny Depp.
    67. Cosmo says we are a perfect match.
    68. Wouldn't it be fantastic if Johnny knew?!
    69. I went to the concert to see Daughtry.
    70. But I enjoyed Bon Jovi more.
    71. It was the BEST concert I have been to...EVER!!!
    72. I've never been to Las Vegas, but I plan on changing that soon.
    73. I miss working at Midwest City.
    74. I miss Elizabeth (Bee) my "adopted daughter".  Bee just finishsed her last semester of nursing school and I am SO proud!
    75. Bee needs to move to AZ with us!
    76. One of my best friends, Melissa, lives in San Antonio.
    77. Told you TX was great!
    78. Another best friend, Brenda, lives in Montana.
    79. That is too close to Canada for me!
    80. Tara and Julia live in OK (Go Sooners!)
    81. I don’t know why my used-to-be-best-friend Anne picked my ex-husband in the divorce.
    82. She hurt me more than anyone in my whole life.
    83. Anne & I were best friends since 6th grade.
    84. That was 20years.
    85. I miss TKD.
    86. Yes, I can kick your butt!
    87. I can fry up the bacon, too.
    88. Yes, I am very multitalented.
    89. I used to want to be a doctor.
    90. But I thought I was too stupid.
    91. I also wanted to be a lawyer.
    92. But I really liked medicine more.
    93. I'm a Republican!
    94. I'm proud "W" is from Texas!
    95. I can't stand left-winged liberal Democrats who blame every problem on Republicans.
    96. I can't stand people who work the system...oh wait...that's the same as #95.
    97. I like to play on the computer.
    98. I like to read People magazine.
    99. I wish I were rich.
    100. But not famous.

    Wednesday, July 27, 2005

    Junk Mail

    U ever get frustrated about the amount of junk mail you get?  I do!  It has actually surpassed the amount of bills I get, and thought nothing could do that!  When I woke up today and went downstairs there was this huuuuge pile of junk mail sitting on the kitchen table.  I get really annoyed about it especially since I found out yesterday that the post"woman" was sending back Stephanie & Hannah's mail because their names were not in the box.  Now why would she pick their mail and send me every tom, dick, harry, and "current resident" mail in the world?  Made me mad!  Stephanie told her so too!  How does she decide which mail we should get?  Well...made me think about an Andy Rooney commontary I read.  I like Andy Rooney.  He gets to say what he really thinks and gets paid really well for it.  Here are his thoughts, what are yours?

    (CBS) The following is a weekly 60 Minutes commentary by CBS News Correspondent Andy Rooney. It was first broadcast March 13, 2005. When I spoke about mail a few weeks ago, I said I often throw away a letter without opening it.

    Tonight, I thought I’d tell you how I decide what to throw away.

    First, if the word "important" is on the envelope, you can be pretty sure there's nothing important inside. Toss that! If it happens to be a bill, don't worry. They'll send another.

    The word "important" has been used so much that it has lost its importance, so they now often substitute "urgent." Another variation on "important" is "do not discard." Discard any envelope with do not discard on it.

    If the envelope says "open immediately," you know you can wait a few weeks. The variation on that is "time-sensitive material enclosed."

    If you own a house, real estate operators are always waiting for you to sell it. Throw out any letter from a real estate business. That's especially true if the letter comes with a picture of the agent on it.

    People who send commercial mail often use tape stickers for your address. If the sticker is stuck on at an angle, you know it’s a mass mailing and you can throw it out.

    Letters with a code number above your name can go. You're not a person to them; you’re a number.

    No day goes by that some credit-card company doesn't offer me a deal too good to resist. I resist by not reading any sales pitch from any credit-card company.

    Both the school and the college I went to always want money. They pretend the letter is about something else but it's always about money. I give them some, but it only encourages them to ask for more. They could save money by not sending me letters I don't open.

    I get mail every day with a lot of writing on the outside of the envelope. What do they have left to say inside?

    Near the top of my list of mail I throw away without opening is anything that comes to my house addressed "Current occupant." I've been in the house for 53 years. I am not a "Current occupant." I'm at home.

    Mail addressed "To our neighbors" is in the same category.

    This is a letter I opened by mistake. It begins, "Dear Property Owner."

    Well, how dear do you think I am to anyone who addresses me that way?

    "Dear wastebasket. Here's a letter."

    On another Sunday, maybe I'll talk about how to identify a voice on the telephone that’s trying to sell you something, so you can hang up without listening.


    Written By Andy Rooney © MMV, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.

    Tuesday, July 26, 2005

    A History Lesson from the 1500s

    Just sitting here at the puter doing my usual thang.  Just got through chatting with KatChav7.  Keep her in your prayers and thoughts.  She just went on a job interview and it sounded promising.  The school is just 5min from her house.  Would be 2 cool.

    Gotta go to work 2night.  Last night I only worked 6hrs because we were soooo slow and waaaay overstaffed.  Not bad for a few quick buxx.  The only interesting thing that happened was after work.  I drove across the street to get everyone some cappacino, which should be no big deal right?  Well it was kinda like risking your life because the hospital where I am working is in little mexico.  Lots of immigrants, legal and otherwise, live round the hospital.  So you can imagine the collection at the Circle K.  The funnist thing was that this herion addict that we had just discharged was standing around there with some other buddies.  I swear.  The only reason he was in the ER was cause he was passed out on the side of the street and EMS brought him in.  So we just sobbered him up (a common practice in our ER) and sent him out.  I assume he was just gonna score again.  Sometimes I get sooo frustrated at the addicts, and there seem to be more everyday!  But about the coffee, let's just say next time I am driving 4miles to the QT in the white bred part of town!  Crazy!

    Well, to the point of this entry.  I ran across this little bit of history and found it interesting so I thought I would pass it along.  Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.  TTFN!

      Back in the 1500s

    The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:

    These are interesting...

    Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

    Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children Last of all
    the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."

    Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and off the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

    There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

    The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway.
    Hence the saying a "thresh hold."

    (Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

    In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added thing s to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much
    meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while.
    Hence the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."

    Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat."

    Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoni ng death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

    Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper crust."

    Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a "wake." 

    England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury p eople. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through
    the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the
    bell" or was considered a "dead ringer."

    And that's the truth... Now, whoever said that History was boring ! ! !

    Educate someone...Share these facts with a friend

    Things About Iraq That Make You Go "Hmmm"

    8/15/05 - Got a comment from someone regarding my references to this entry.  I do not have any references exept that it has been forwarded to me numerous times since 9/11.  I do not know the original author.   I posted this because it is informative and educational.  It is not my intention to offend anyone of a different faith, but I will not justify or be made to defend my own beliefs.  This is my blog and if you do not like what I write or post....tough!  This is America, Land of the Free...and the home of the !st Amendment.

    But, in all fairness, I have done some research and found that everything in this text is true except the "Koran 9:11".  The whole verse is completely made up, and it actually isn't in the Koran at all.

    The Koran is broken down into chapters called Surahs, and  Surah 9 AL-TAWBA (REPENTANCE, DISPENSATION) reads as follows:

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    YUSUFALI: But (even so), if they repent, establish regular prayers, and practice regular charity they are your brethern in Faith: (thus) do We explain the Signs in detail, for those who understand.

    PICKTHAL: But if they repent and establish worship and pay the poor-due, then are they your brethern in reglion.  We detail Our revelations for a people who have knowledge.

    SHAKIR: But if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, they are your brethern in faith and We make the communicatiosn clear for a people who know.

    So...my apologies for offending any one of the Islam faith.

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    Got this in my email from my Mom today.  I think I've read it before, but I really read it this time.  Know what I mean?  Thought you might be interested too...


    1.  The Garden of Eden was in Iraq.

    2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization!

    3.  Noah built the ark in Iraq. 
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    4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq.

    5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq!

    6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq!

    7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq.

    8.  Jona preached in Nineveh- which is in Iraq.

    9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel.

    10. Amos cried out in Iraq!

    11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem.

    12.  Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq!

    13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the fiery furnace!)

    14.  Belshazzar, the King of Babylon, saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq.

    15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq.

    16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq.

    17. The wise men were from Iraq.

    18. Peter preached in Iraq .

    19. The "Empire of Man" described in Revelation is called Babylon, which was a city in Iraq!

    And you have probably seen this one.  Israel is the nation most often mentioned in the Bible. But do you know which nation is second? It is Iraq!  However, that is not the name that is used in the Bible. The names used in the Bible are Babylon Land, Shinar, and  Mesopotamia. The word Mesopotamia means between the two rivers, more exactly between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers. The name, Iraq, means country with deep roots.  Indeed Iraq is a country with deep roots and is a very significant country in the Bible.

    No other nation, except Israel, has more history and prophecy associated it than Iraq.

     

    And also...This is something to think about since America is typically represented by an eagle. Saddam should have read up on his Muslim passages...

    The following verse is from the Koran, (the Islamic Bible) 

    Koran (9:11) - For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and there was peace.

    Note the verse number!Hmmmmmmm?!

     God Bless you all Amen!

    Sunday, July 24, 2005

    Just Sitting Around

    Kinda new at this thing.  I'm just sitting around right now doing my fav thing...nothing.  My 12 year old is at her dad's until end of Aug (hate it!), my 5 year old is in his room playing, and my 21 year old stepdaughter is out at a friend's house doing "school".  Husband is at work.  So I'm doing nothing and liking it.  Gotta work tomorrow so may as well chill for now.

    Filled out Caleb's (5yr old) kindergarten registration.  I had to pick a hospital and doc but didn't know what to put down as we have only been living here 6months.  I could put the hospital where I work, but they don't have pediatrics, so what is the point really.  I could put his dad down for doc, but why?  Parents are notified of emergencies anyway.  Is this really as big of a deal as I make it?  No, of course not.  Just put something down and send it in...okay I did.  R U happy now?  David (husband) thinks I am crazy for even giving it one minute of consideration "more than it deserves", but I am the worry wort in the family.  Always gotta be prepared for the emergency.  He just kinda goes with it.  Knows he can handle any situation (he's an ER doc).  I'm pretty sure I can too, except it's your kids, you know. 

    Hannah (12yr old) thinks I am way over-protective.  But hey, my kids are alive I say.  Course she is getting into the teen scene of sighing and rolling her eyes and just about getting popped on the head for doing so stage.  Her dad (my ex) is just a little to loose when it comes to security issues, but waaaay too strict when it comes to everyday life.  Poor kid, she can hardly breathe at either house sometimes.  Doesn't help we now live 1200 miles from each other instead of 1.  Something she doesn't let me forget but you gotta break those ties eventually, and I NEVER planned on living that close forever.  U just gotta adjust and move on.

    Well, Stephanie (21yr old) just called and is asking questions for her extra-credit report due tomorrow.  Man am I glad I am through with school.  Well, I guess you are never through because things keep changing and you have "continuing eduction".  But the papers I used to have to write...yuk!  She is going to phlebotomy school then onto respiratory therapy.  That reminds me of one of my fav jokes: 

        How did God determine who were going to be respiratory therapists and who were going to be nurses?  He spit a loogey and all the nurses ducked! LOL! 

    Well, better split.  Caleb is saying "what is taking Stephanie so long" and it is getting late.  Gotta get him to bed and me too since I gotta work 2morrow.